Some Math To Prove How Stupid Party Is

[MicroBob]

for that matter...if they wanted to they could tell me, "Congratulations Bob...you are on the first 20 players to reach 30k points. Unfortunately all of the spots on the cruise filled up and there's nothing we can do about it. we are offering you a $100 bonus on your next IGM-PAY deposit and will also be shipping 72-thousand Party Poker beanies to your home address which carries an even greater value then the cruise package!!"


Or they could say "We are electing not to give you the cruise package because we learned that you are only 5-feet-6 and we don't want any midgets on our boat because the liability of something happening to you if the boat has problems are too great. we heard that midgets don't make good swimmers and we think they look kinda freaky too so we kindly request that you just stay the hell home. You'll be happy to learn that Scott Fischman will also not be eligible to participate in the tourney."