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[bisonbison]

Hey guys, my L14 Cleric just ran into a succubus in the foyer of the cellar of the dungeon of his home abbey in the mountains outside of Winterborne (cliche, I know, ask our DM.). I've got 18 wisdom but my party and I (the Stone Circle. It's a pretty neat backstory, ask our DM!) hit the mead pretty hard after defeating the gelatinous cubes in yet another border skirmish in our milleneal war with the forces of jellies and cubes (see contrast with party name and purpose, p3 of our backstory. Available from our DM!).

So I wander down there in order to search for a bottle of port to continue the festivities (don't worry, off paper, we were drinking cokes!), a pretty low difficulty, even when drunk cause my darkvision kicked in, but I rolled a natural 18, and discovered a secret door, but my luck turned on the next roll and instead of something nice it turns out that the bottom floor of the abbey happened to house a transplanar door to some sort of infernal hell (our DM is still fleshing out his cosmology for this universe of his. boring, I know.). Oh, no, not a secret stash of more port or well-crafted maces, but an infernal revolving door that just happened to regurgitate a nefarious demi-woman with devil-born powers over all men (though it's unclear whether this extends to non-humanoid males. Are there frog succubi who prey on bullfrogs? Our DM is oddly silent on the subject).

Turning failed, and I'm afraid I've lost the initiative. If I fail my saving throw, I may be forced to be seduced by her limitless ungodly charms. So, I put it to you: