5 questions for god (no religious content)

[KJS]

If you met an omniscient being (say what the Xtians call God) and could ask him 5 questions about yourself with the stipulation that all answers had to be in the form of a number, what would you ask?

I'll start:

(in no order of importance)

1. What is my lifetime pool record vs. my friend Andrew?
2. How much have I won (or lost?) at poker in my life?
3. Since age 21, what percentage of all days have I been drunk or stoned?
4. I have sex more often that what percent of the adult male population in America?
5. I lie more often that what percent of all people?

KJS