Absolute Poker brag thread (this place ain't so bad)

[RainDog]

Two days after my initial $600 deposit:

1804 hands
5.05BB/100
$100 left to clear of initial $210 deposit bonus
(not significant yet, but it's going well)

However, this is the first time I've ever been disappointed about a site not having a bad beat or high hand jackpot. Only two days here and wallah:

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Stage #78392658: Holdem Normal $2/$4 [2005-01-27 14:52:0
Seat 1 - IANDS $195 in chips
Seat 2 - C DINIRO $20 in chips
Seat 3 - PLAINVANILLA $72.75 in chips
Seat 4 - KORSCH4 $101.50 in chips
Seat 5 - MOEMDOWN $37 in chips
Seat 6 - TABLETOPJOE $110.50 in chips
Seat 7 - NEXTTOKIN $56.25 in chips
Seat 8 - RAYRNS $103.25 in chips
Seat 9 - IWANAWIN $45 in chips
*** BLIND [dealer 9] ***
IANDS - Post small blind $1
C DINIRO - Post big blind $2
TABLETOPJOE - Pocket [Ac,As]
PLAINVANILLA - Calls $2
KORSCH4 - Folds
MOEMDOWN - Calls $2
TABLETOPJOE - Raises $2 to $4
NEXTTOKIN - Folds
RAYRNS - Folds
IWANAWIN - Calls $4
IANDS - Folds
C DINIRO - Calls $2
PLAINVANILLA - Calls $2
MOEMDOWN - Calls $2
*** FLOP [4d,7s,Ad] ***
C DINIRO - Checks
PLAINVANILLA - Checks
MOEMDOWN - Checks
TABLETOPJOE - Bets $2
IWANAWIN - Folds
C DINIRO - Folds
PLAINVANILLA - Calls $2
MOEMDOWN - Folds
*** TURN [4d,7s,Ad,2h] ***
PLAINVANILLA - Checks
TABLETOPJOE - Bets $4
PLAINVANILLA - Raises $4 to $8
TABLETOPJOE - Raises $4 to $12
PLAINVANILLA - Calls $4
*** RIVER [4d,7s,Ad,2h,7c] ***
PLAINVANILLA - Bets $4
TABLETOPJOE - Raises $4 to $8
PLAINVANILLA - Raises $4 to $12
TABLETOPJOE - Raises $4 to $16
PLAINVANILLA - Calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TABLETOPJOE - Show cards [Ac,As]
PLAINVANILLA - Show cards [7h,7d]
*** RESULT ***
Total Pot($81) Rake ($3)
Board [4d,7s,Ad,2h,7c]
IANDS - Folded on the POCKET CARDS
C DINIRO - Folded on the FLOP
PLAINVANILLA - Total ($7 HI $7 Four of a kind, sevens [7h,7d - B:7s,P:7h,P:7d,B:7c,B:Ad]
KORSCH4 - Folded on the POCKET CARDS
MOEMDOWN - Folded on the FLOP
TABLETOPJOE - HI:Full house, aces full of sevens [Ac,As - P:As,B:Ad,P:Ac,B:7s,B:7c]
NEXTTOKIN - Folded on the POCKET CARDS
RAYRNS - Folded on the POCKET CARDS
IWANAWIN - Folded on the FLOP
Ok, that one may or may not qualify for a jackpot depending on a site or B&M's bad beat requirements. But I'm still going to petition Absolute for a baseball cap. As if this hand wasn't enough:

Stage #78508229: Holdem Normal $2/$4 [2005-01-27 20:26:21]
Seat 1 - RHIZOME $45 in chips
Seat 2 - TYSDAD28 $33.50 in chips
Seat 3 - ARCBURN $50.50 in chips
Seat 8 - BLACKSTORM $17 in chips
Seat 9 - TABLETOPJOE $191.25 in chips
*** BLIND [dealer 1] ***
TYSDAD28 - Post small blind $1
ARCBURN - Post big blind $2
TABLETOPJOE - Pocket [Ac,Kc]
BLACKSTORM - Folds
TABLETOPJOE - Raises $2 to $4
RHIZOME - Folds
TYSDAD28 - Calls $3
ARCBURN - Folds
*** FLOP [Jc,10c,Qc] ***
TYSDAD28 - Bets $2
TABLETOPJOE - Calls $2
*** TURN [Jc,10c,Qc,3s] ***
TYSDAD28 - Bets $4
TABLETOPJOE - Raises $4 to $8
TYSDAD28 - Folds
TABLETOPJOE - returned ($4) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TABLETOPJOE - Show cards [Ac,Kc]
*** RESULT ***
Total Pot($22) Rake ($1)
Board [Jc,10c,Qc,3s]
RHIZOME - Folded on the POCKET CARDS
TYSDAD28 - Folded on the TURN
ARCBURN - Folded on the POCKET CARDS
BLACKSTORM - Folded on the POCKET CARDS
TABLETOPJOE - Total ($21) HI $21)Royal flush [Ac,Kc - P:Ac,P:Kc,B:Qc,B:Jc,B:10c]
Obviously this one I win...but make that a hat and a t-shirt.

And for all I hear about the bad software, it's treating me just fine. And the players aren't THAT good.