Exhibit A in the trail of Fish status VS jon_1van

[jon_1van]

Judge :: Jon_1van, you are here today to defend yourself against fish status. What have you to say for yourself???

Me :: All I have is this Hand History. It should clearly demonstrate that I am a compentent player

Exhibit A ::

Party Poker 3/6 8 handed

Seat 1: XXX XXX K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ______CALL
Seat 2: XXX XXX 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] __________FOLD
Seat 3: XXX XXX A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ______________FOLD
hero 4: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] __________________CALL
Seat 5: XXX XXX A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ______________________CALL
Seat 6: XXX XXX 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] __________________________FOLD
Seat 7: XXX XXX Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ______________________________CALL
Seat 8: XXX XXX 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] _BRING


4th

Seat 1: XXX XXX K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]____________CALL
hero 4: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]________________CALL
Seat 5: XXX XXX A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]_BET
Seat 7: XXX XXX Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]____CALL
Seat 8: XXX XXX 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]________CALL

comment in white <font color="white"> Here I call only because I close the action. My thoughts went..."no one paired their door....well I close the action ok....click call....wait I should look to see if my sixes are still live...oops too late" </font>


5th

Seat 1: XXX XXX K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]____________RAISE_____________CAP
hero 4: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]_________________3-BET___________CALL
Seat 5: XXX XXX A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]_BET__________________FOLD
Seat 7: XXX XXX Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]____FOLD
Seat 8: XXX XXX 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]________CALL______________CALL_______CALL

comment in white <font color="white"> Nice, I catch my one outer. And at the same time some guy who gets Aces up jizzes in his pants. SCORE.....wait...why did he cap?
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6th


Seat 1: XXX XXX K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]________RAISE_________CAP
hero 4: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]_BET_________3-BET_______CALL
Seat 8: XXX XXX 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]____CALL__________FOLD


River


Seat 1: XXX XXX K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] XXX____RAISE_________CAP
hero 4: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]_BET_____CALL

comment in white <font color="white"> have 12 dollars </font>

Final pot 177 dollars


Judge :: You are hearby sentanced to forever wear a helmet and mittens. You cannot be trust to not hit your head on things or to not put your fingers in things like electric pencil sharpeners. Balif, put the fish brand in the fire.

Me :: NOOOOOO I don't want to be a fish

Judge :: Shut the F__k UP !!! You have been found guily. And you MUST be branded.

Me :: IT BURNS AHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS


Final comment :: Let my public shame forever remind you that you can't get yourself out of a hole by doing the same damn thing that got you in it

PS : I was even for the night