I am the crew

[TStoneMBD]

I recently negotiated a deal with Mr. Dutch Boyd to transfer rights over to "the crew." At 8pm last evening an agreement was written up between Mr. Boyd and I, stating that I will receive full intellect trademark propery of said "the crew" in exchange for full bankrolling of his entry into the 2005 WSOP event. I will be receiving 5% of any winnings Mr. Boyd receives during said event, and in exchange Mr. Boyd will be wearing a t-shirt that will advertise the exhistence of www.thecrew.com, a website that I will be launching March 1st, 2005.

As of current date, I am the only member of "the crew." I am taking applications for anyone interested in joining. There is a required fee for membership processing, which is $2040, or (1/5 the amount of the bankrolling fees "the crew" will be issuing Mr. Boyd.) There will be 5 members of "the crew" including myself. Each member will receive 1% of Mr. Boyd's WSOP earnings. We will exchange poker secrets in person once a week, and during said time will experiment with bondage equipment while fully unclothed. Condoms are not mandatory, but encouraged.

Those interested in partaking in the continuance of poker world domination, please correspond.

Personal checks not accepted for required membership processing fee. Applicants exceding 18% body fat will be denied. Blue eyed candidates are exempt from this policy.


-Michael "Jank" DeMichelle