PhatTBoll's Guide to Getting Attention

[PhatTBoll]

Have you felt a little lost in the crowd lately? Follow this guide and watch the heads turn in your direction!

1. Get really drunk on beer, gin, vodka, whiskey, car bombs, and God knows what else.

2. Be a belligerent ass and piss off your friends.

3. Leave their house in a stupor at 3 a.m. with the intent of walking 4 miles back to your apartment by yourself.

4. On the way home, take a header into a curb (Helpful Hint: avoid breaking your fall with your arms).

5. Lose consciousness by the side of the road for a little while.

6. Return to your apartment and listen to your wife shriek in horror at your disfigured face.

7. Over the next couple days, simply walk around in public.


Just adhere to the guide and your anonymity will be cured!