Slightly amusing promotion at Emerald poker

[witeknite]

I got an e-mail from emerald poker about their Christmas promotions. I found this one to be novel. Certainly not worth anything, but clever none the less.

WiteKnite

We will be introducing "Bill the Shill" as Santa Clause, this Christmas! "Bill the Shill" is hands down the worst poker player known to man. We put 1,000 USD on "Bill the Shill's" account and will have him playing on Christmas Day. If you see him you absolutley want to be sitting at the same table as him! He has never ever won a hand and highly doubt he ever will. Be sure you're sitting next to "Bill the Shill" this Christmas while he loses his money!