Why my ROI is lower than I'd like... (low content, humor)

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Empire/Party Poker $10+$1 SnG.

It's bubble time! I'm sure I played this wrong, but when I saw the results I just cracked up. Hopefully a few others will get some laughs out of this one.

This has been a weird tournament. Table is full of table coaches and most of them are quite loose and make terrible calls. It all started when one of the players got sucked out on a runner, runner situation and then got abusive on the player that sucked out on him/her. The table nearly universally came to the defense of the poor player and the table has been poking fun/analyzing about half the hands since.

One of the main table coaches has been SB.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (7 handed) converter

UTG (t1007)
MP1 (t780)
MP2 (t1550)
CO (t1054)
Button (t645)
SB (t1422)
Hero (t1542)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t400) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t200</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1342 (All-In)</font>, SB calls t1022 (All-In).

Turn: (t2964) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t2964) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2964

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qc Js (one pair, jacks).
SB has 2c 3c (two pair, threes and twos).
Outcome: SB wins t2844. Hero wins t120. </font>