Paradise Poker is Rigged - I have Proof!!!

I have the final proof that Paradise is completely rigged. I regularly play in the mid limit games, and I can assure you that the games are completly crooked. Here's an example:


I open raise UTG +1 with 7c4h. Get 3-bet by button, BB caps. I call. Flop come A-K-5. I bet out, get raised by button and 3 bet by BB. I cap it, since I think that they'll fold, plus I have outs to a str8.


Turn is a beautiful 6 (one of several cards that allow me to play on). BB bets, I raise (for value), Button 3 bets, BB calls, I cap. All call.


River is the 3 (of course, I knew it was coming). BB checks, I bet, Button raises, BB folds, I reraise, button caps, I call and win (obviously). Button shows AA.


There are countless hands like this, but I assure you that I am a winning player at Paradise. What does it for me? Is it my aggressive strategy? Is it my image? Is it my superior hand reading skills (I knew that my str8 was good on that hand!)? Is it my willingness to not steam? All of these things may contribute to my success, but the #1 reason is that Paradise is rigged, and there's not a damn thing that you all can do about it except to give me your chips! Suckers!