Friends don't let friends drink and play internet

I woke up this morning and staggered over to the computer before work. All I could remember about last night was that I didn't place in a $20 tourny, that I 2-tabled, which don't normally do, was in second place in a 33 big bet pot, and made an ass of myself in chat.


I started up Paradise and went to the cashier. I stared at it. I stared some more. And I stared for a while longer. Then I hit history and realized I somehow made 25 bets and then, for no apparent reason, cashed out half my account.


That sucked.