Internet slows to a halt - Somewhat off Topic

[umdpoker]

"My father always said there is at least one idiot in every crowd. At least you identified yourself immediately.

DSL or Cable are not available where I live. Anything worthwile to add or should I be expecting your next response to say "move." "

wow. you did not mention this info in the original post, and yet you jump on somebody for giving a reasonable, yet short solution. well done. hell, i assumed that either dsl or cable was available everywhere by now. perhaps he/she did as well?