Monster Thickburger

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Mayo on a burger is disgusting.



Dude, holy crap, mayo is the BEST part. WTF are you smoking?

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Mayo is the best part of NOTHING, man.

It works with things like egg salad and tuna salad, when you need a binder.

But otherwise, mustard kicks the holy bejesus out of its ass, and it's not close.

And for burgers -- it's ketchup and/or mustard. Mayo on a burger may be the way murderers and communists eat it, but we're not in Russia now, you filthy, murderous commie!