Stupidest poker strategy/statements ever heard...

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"There are no good poker books out there...all of them tell you to do something different". "Books are a waste of money". "Just play suited cards and any pairs and you'll do fine".

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I hope you upped your tip for this dealer.

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I thought about mentioning S&M but I didn't.

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Now mentioning S&M would definitely be up there as one of the "stupidest statements".