When will your Peter peter and $20 mil mean more?
A poll was created here asking this question: Would you rather have $20 mill and never be able to have sex again, OR be able to bang any chick you want to any time you want to forever? 1/3 chose 20 million, 2/3 chose the endless pornucopia.
The vehemence of the faction I'll call the Pussy Party in their assertion of the primacy of pussy over all seemed a little comical to me, kind of like a bunch of junior high kids doubting their own masculinity telling everyone they aren't gay, and everyone had better believe it or else -- including the everybody who never asked or cared.
This was amusing, but also made me wonder what the 20-million guys felt that was so different. Was it a matter of age? Greed? Both? I know I was half crazed and perpetually tormented by boners from beyond space and time when I was a teenager, but things have calmed down a little now.
So the question is: What age, if any, do you think you would have to be to take the $20 million, whether because of greed or just a complete change in the urgency of your sex drive which you may presently fear worse than death?
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