who the hell is responsible for this ?!?

[GrannyMae]

god strike me down if the below is not 100% true:

yesterday i drove all the way to the post office because
a box that had been sent to me priority mail would not fit
in my regular box at home.

the return addy was from el dorado california.

inside the box was a hat. there was nothing in the
way of packing slips, invoices or ANYTHING. i have no
indication who is behind this.

i pushed some stuff out of the way and snapped this picture.
sorry about the mess, but the only thing in the box was this
hat.

it has the bubba redneck plastic holes to adjust for size (CHEAPO),
and the hat itself was made in china.

here are my questions:

1. who sent it? fess up!

2. could this possibly be the only MM hat in existence?

3. could this possibly be the only mike haven hat in existence?

4. what do you suppose i can get on ebay for it??