How do online poker sites determine cards?

[jimymat]

We have a home game in the KC area where a friend of mine brings his monkey over to deal the cards for us. For the most part its random. If he starts drinking though it gets bad. We usually end up calling it a night when he starts flinging his poo everywhere. To win the poker chips you have to guess the monkeys favorite beer. Send your answers to me with a $5.00 money order. Drawing will be held on Oct. 31. Friends and family of the monkey are not eligible. In case of a tie the chips will be split among winners. Thank you for playing.