bad commentators

[nsj]

I find the ESPN guys tolerable, and Sexton and Van Patten unlistenable. I literally watch the WPT stuff on mute...

The Aruba stuff from last year? With the final table guy who promised his flavour-of-the-month they'd get married right there in Aruba if he finished Top 3?

Well, Pretty Boy ends up all in with AK against whatever, they pan to Princess in the crowd, and Sexton dials in for his garbage hyperbole....

"There she is. Wow, Vince, what an exciting moment right here! Her whole LIFE depends on this hand. It doesn't get much bigger than this, folks.... the biggest hand of their lives..... right here on the World Poker Tour!"