I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!

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Next time you have a full house (GET IT!? FULL HOUSE!?), say this instead. I invented it and I want it to catch on.

Feel free to use variations, such as a board with KKJxx and you hold KJ, flip over the K and say "well, boys... there's mary kate" and then flip over the J and say "and here's ashley".

This will score extra points in home games where more than half the people at the table have a BAC of .1 or greater.

I realize this is a really lame attempt at artificially propogating a catch phrase of sorts, but it's really all I have left. My life really is that boring.

$10 bucks to whoever says it on TV first.