Does this sound like cheating to you!?!?!

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HigherAce, I'm sorry that you're upset about the burn card thing but if you just think about it logically it makes sense the key to remember is that the dealer shuffles the cards so that they are random well not random but mostly random then the dealer deals all the hole cards to everyone now remember that the deck is random what if the dealer just dealt one card to somebody then shuffled again then dealt the next hole card and shuffled etc etc since the cards are random it doesn't matter whether you continually shuffle or not again what if the dealer dealt every 4th card instead of every card you'd still get the same hand because they're random cards and now what if the dealer burns a couple random cards between the flop and turn and river nothing changes right? because the cards are random so the order that you deal them makes no difference you might as well as yell at the dealer for shuffling 4 times and not 3 if they would have shuffled 3 you would have hit a royal flush with another guy dealt quads but since they shuffled 4 times all you got is bottom pair this time but don't get mad it's all ok and what about the guy to your left who just sat out a hand what if he was in the hand you would have made the nut straight while some other guy had a set of aces lots of money lost there but you can't blame him for taking a piss can you now what if all the cards were marked and some guy could just look at the back of the cards and know what that card was he goes 200 bets on the turn because he sees his miracle gutshot straight sitting on the top of the deck in the dealer's hand but oh no the dealer just took that top card and discarded it and dealt the next card in the deck which was a gigantic brick damn what a waste of time marking all those cards