olympic bloopers ot

GrannyMae · #1 09-26-2004, 12:04 PM

these were actual comments made:

<font color="green"> >01. Weightlifting commentator:
> "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
>during
> her warm up and it was amazing!"
>
>02. Dressage commentator:
> "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
>since
> I once mounted her mother"
>
>03. Boxing Analyst:
> "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but
>none
> of them really that serious."
>
>04. Softball announcer:
> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
>thing again."
>
>05. Basketball analyst:
> "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you
>can see it
> all over their faces."
>
>06. At the rowing medal ceremony:
> "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the
>cox of the
> British crew."
>
>07. Soccer commentator:
> "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
>the field."
>
>08. Tennis commentator:
> "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the
>final round,
> his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have
>I just
> said?" </font>