Clunk Nation

[Steven Clunk]

Hi! My name is Steven Clunk. Perhaps you've heard of me. I make posts all over this forum, none of which have anything to do with poker. But I like to annoy everyone, so I act like a pompous a ss and refer to people as "peasants". I pretend to own a castle, but the truth is I live in a trailer park somewhere in Arkansas. I have about as much royal blood as Queen Latifah. I also like to register under a bunch of other names so that I can talk to myself. Maybe you've seen some of my other aliases: Steven Stunk, Steven Monk, Steven Junk, Son of Junk, Junk of Junk, Punk of Junk, and Martha Stewart.

Would you like to join Clunk Nation? Just visit your local soup kitchen. You'll find me waiting in line.