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[surfinillini]

R------h: what a xxxxing joke

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Love it when a terrible player types "What a Joke" when my KQ "sucks out" on their A2o. Any others?

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I always see--and type myself--"unreal" and "what a joke".

[xCEO]

"You are the worst player in the history of poker"

"You are the prince of Bodgog suckouts!" or something like that. This was just play money!!!

"you couldn't even spell poker"

oh wait, that was on tv

This was during 30 minutes of a session:

(I flop 2nd nut flush draw on flop and hit my flush on the river.)

Table Coach: sucked out on the river again.
Table Coach: you guys are all terrible
Table Coach: hero, keep playing those longshot draws and sucking out.

(I win several more hands during the next 30 minutes...)

Table Coach: I cannot believe how bad everyone at this table is.
Table Coach: everyone except hero.
Hero: Wha, I though you said I was terrible and that I played longshot draws and sucked out all the time.
Table Coach: well, after watching you for a few hands, I changed my opinion. Can you believe how bad everyone else here is?

[bugstud]

ooooooooooooooooooooo party poker

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[surfinillini]

kt---007 [observer]: oh gofd

[henrikrh]

"that happens all the time on this site"
"typical(stars/party/pokerroom) [censored]"

[Russ McGinley]

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