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> >Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
> >>before > >an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, > >there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of > >them > >gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she > >should go to Heaven. > > > >Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most > >perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be > >able to see them every day, for eternity." > > > >The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. > > > >The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and > >gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever. > > > >The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in." > > > >Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of > >God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a >commode > >and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?" > > > >"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats > >a > >pair - no matter how big they are. |
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Re: Ha
Ha
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Re: Ha
ha.. so bad, yet so good.
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ha.. so bad, yet so good. [/ QUOTE ] I think it wrapped around back to bad again. |
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Re: Ha
I heard she douched with the perrier, but it still works [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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since when is there a pope emoticon [/ QUOTE ] several actually if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it. wooo |
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[ QUOTE ] since when is there a pope emoticon [/ QUOTE ] several actually if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it. wooo [/ QUOTE ] Actually that is the Dutch version of father Christmas called Sinterklaas. Although he's a saint he isn't and never has been the pope. |
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Re: Ha
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] since when is there a pope emoticon [/ QUOTE ] several actually if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it. wooo [/ QUOTE ] Actually that is the Dutch version of father Christmas called Sinterklaas. Although he's a saint he isn't and never has been the pope. [/ QUOTE ] i'm a hebe, what the fuk would i know? i see a big hat, and POOF, it's the pope. sinterklaas sure sounds gay tho. |
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Re: Ha
Well in my country even Hebe's are entitled to education [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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