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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops
"Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?" |
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Re: Opening Lines for Chicks @ Coffee Shops
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[ QUOTE ] How about....."Hi." [/ QUOTE ] You must not get laid much. . . [/ QUOTE ] "Hi" is one of the best lines out there... if you know how to use it. |
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"excuse me, but do you post on 2+2 as whiskeytown?"
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Keep it simple.
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Neither do you apparently. I don't get why you would be asking this if you were...
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Neither do you apparently. I don't get why you would be asking this if you were... [/ QUOTE ] 3 hours ago called - it wants its comeback back |
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Why, you're its all time bestseller!?!?!?!
couldn't resist. oh, and for two all-time corny lines that work if you wanna pull off the "cute-goofy" thing (I only do this with relationship prospects, not one-night standers) you can drop a sugar packet in front of her ...make sure it says sugar on it... and tell her she dropped her nametag. honestly its corny as [censored], but it at least makes em laugh every time. not to mention they'll probably tell their friends about it, and remember it for a while. |
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you can drop a sugar packet in front of her ...make sure it says sugar on it... and tell her she dropped her nametag. [/ QUOTE ] you have to be hot for this to work - and even then anything you say will probably drop her panties but this is behemoth, who scores hot chicks....hmmmmmm |
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but this is behemoth, who scores hot chicks....hmmmmmm [/ QUOTE ] if only women thought this way. hmm, I have an idea for a t-shirt!! nah, one of the easiest ways to break the ice is with a laugh, because women won't laugh at something they're not interested in, you have their attention. After that, it's up to you. The other CORNY ASS LINE I've used drunk on occasion was.. god, I dont wanna admit this... "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "Just enough to break the ice." I didn't think it worked, but it sufficed for the girl to remember me weeks later, which is what effective ice-breaking is all about. Then of course, I came to OOT, and the behemoth has arisen. (Um, me... not my penis.) (My penis' name is Thor the Flesh Hammer) (Or the BA, because I've been told that its shadow looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.) |
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[ QUOTE ] Example? [/ QUOTE ] "Hi! How's it going?" and a nice smile, as opposed to inane grin or evil leer. Watch carefully for any gladeye, and if it's there, you've got your shot. I'm not kidding. [/ QUOTE ] diebitter, Whenever I open these threads, I skip strait to your responses. |
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