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You guys are all a bunch of rookies. I laid this last time I traveled to Japan. Enjoy.... NSFW----DooDoo Picture [/ QUOTE ] The length of this one cannot possibly be verified, but only speculated; for there is no sense of scale in this picture. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] It definitely takes down the "Shape O' the Year" award though. Nice design. I've had C-shapes, but never U-shapes. I'm inspired. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] but the second flush sent it on it's way. [/ QUOTE ] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Especially since the correction is incorrect. hahaha, great gimmick account. Thats just hilarious. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Umm, you sure? http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/ That was a highlight not a correction, you awful, ignorant loser. |
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[ QUOTE ] You guys are all a bunch of rookies. I laid this last time I traveled to Japan. Enjoy.... NSFW----DooDoo Picture [/ QUOTE ] The length of this one cannot possibly be verified, but only speculated; for there is no sense of scale in this picture. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] It definitely takes down the "Shape O' the Year" award though. Nice design. I've had C-shapes, but never U-shapes. I'm inspired. [/ QUOTE ] Towards your length comment, it was about 12 inches from front to back of the 'trough'. So its total length is on the order of around 24-26 inches. This took less than 2 minutes from first grunt to last wipe. Once the turtle head hit the fresh air,it was like a jailbreak. My entire colon emptied itself in a manner that I have never before, or since, experienced. Like giving birth, except no breathing coach or epidural. I almost fell in from laughing so hard. Amazingly enough, I felt fantastic afterwards. I think this was due to a combination of laughter and endorphine release, like after running a marathon or getting shot at. For shatistical purposes, I am 5' 8", 170 lbs, and apparently get plenty of fiber. |
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It was at least 20 or 30 feet long. I met it in the woods near my house.
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[ QUOTE ] Ill never speak of this again, I just had to get it off my chest. [/ QUOTE ] DUDE! You got a Cleveland Steamer at school!!! [/ QUOTE ] ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You guys are all a bunch of rookies. I laid this last time I traveled to Japan. Enjoy.... NSFW----DooDoo Picture [/ QUOTE ] The length of this one cannot possibly be verified, but only speculated; for there is no sense of scale in this picture. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] It definitely takes down the "Shape O' the Year" award though. Nice design. I've had C-shapes, but never U-shapes. I'm inspired. [/ QUOTE ] Towards your length comment, it was about 12 inches from front to back of the 'trough'. So its total length is on the order of around 24-26 inches. This took less than 2 minutes from first grunt to last wipe. Once the turtle head hit the fresh air,it was like a jailbreak. My entire colon emptied itself in a manner that I have never before, or since, experienced. Like giving birth, except no breathing coach or epidural. I almost fell in from laughing so hard. Amazingly enough, I felt fantastic afterwards. I think this was due to a combination of laughter and endorphine release, like after running a marathon or getting shot at. For shatistical purposes, I am 5' 8", 170 lbs, and apparently get plenty of fiber. [/ QUOTE ] Tell me you left it sans-flush for the next customer to see? |
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I once laid a turd so long it looked like a snake had come out of the pipes in the toilet and was coming up to bite my ass.
I couldnt flush it and had to get my roomates to come admire it. Then I closed the lid and told my girlfriend I had caught a python in the toilet. She screemed when I opened the lid. She thought it would get her |
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That's how a friend of mine actually landed the girl he married. He told her he found a rat in the toilet and to come see. Then he quickly opened the lid and shoved her head forward from the back of her neck. She screamed bloody murder and he was still laughing about it years later.
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He said it was a rat? Snake is understandable but rat?
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Yeah, he said there was a dead rat in the toilet.
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