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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] What, the fact you're wife carries a picture of your cock? |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
"you are looking less ugly today"
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
"Wow, you're really tall."
"Wow, you're really short." "Wow, your hair is really brown." If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. [/ QUOTE ] You, sir, are immediately OK in my book. |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
From random nameless strangers: "your girlfriend is amazingly beautiful."
From friends: "You don't need a lottery ticket, you have one inbetween your ears." From lady friends talking about me in another room: "I like wacki he's fun!" (said 5x in a row) |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!"
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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"wow, you give better head than a fat chick!" [/ QUOTE ] I didn't know Lance Armstrong was gay... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
Wacki, I was in a Management 101 seminar today and someone was giving a presentation that had your avatar in it, referring to frustration at work. OOT has now invaded my "real" life.....
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
Did you ask them if they were a 2+2'er?
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