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I guess you know what the deal is with that if you're making this joke, but I'm gonna ask if you know anyway [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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There always seems to be one ass at the table that starts with " Is the Player to your Left a Fish? ...." [/ QUOTE ] I sometimes reply with "Yes, <player to my left> is terrible". Other times I reply with "Yeah, last game when I check raised the flop he should have dumped his top pair low kicker. He doesn't know that pokerprohecy says I've got a 44% ITM at this level, and that pretty soon if he doesn't start pushing on the bubble he is going to lose a lot of money, mostly he should be pushing any two face cards or suited connecters, pocket pairs down to 66, but he hasn't, and it shows because I know his ROI is pretty low and he needs to improve his game by looking at lots of poker books such as Harrington on Holdem, etc." That gets a good laugh. |
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Whenever I type that sponger I get a "wtf is ROI" and give up.
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YES [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] , but then again, I always think the person to my left is a fish anyway.
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Whenever I type that sponger I get a "wtf is ROI" and give up. [/ QUOTE ] just tell them to read the FAQ in this forum, give them a link to the website... www . (no spaces) twoplustwo . com |
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What's a fish?
Never mind.... I looked it up in the dictionary and it had a picture of a T-bone steak. Also some obscure reference to avatar or some-such. Good to see you posting Shake! |
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berate the bad players at my tables. Its really unbelievable. Why cant you all just stop it. [/ QUOTE ] Dude, I didn't even play tonight and have only played 4 sngs the past 3 days, what is the deal with this post? |
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lol, congrats it wasnt you! I don't remember seeing you berate anyone since I started 8 tabling.
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meanwhile, there is nothing wrong with a nice sarcastic: nice call. when someone calls with a better hand than yours that they shouldn't have called with. citanul [/ QUOTE ] I am not so sure about this. Myself i use to say nh or well played after my aa looses to KJ of. However i think it does nothing good at all. First of all it might tip the player that maybee he did not play to well, and he improves in the future. Secondly i think making this sort of comments gives you a negative attitude([censored] another bad bead) and can easily lead you to go on tilt, or at least you are not playing your A game anymore. Best is simply to not say anything and just be happy that this player is staying around in the long run, donating his money to you. |
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Well, but what would you do in this case:
You have 22 UTG, 4 left. All stacks are around 3500. You push, it's a tight table. The BB (he has 60 less than you)thinks...and thinks...and thinks...it goes to 55 seconds...50...40...24...CALL! He has AA! Guess what, you catch the deuce on the river. I mean, I just have to say something to the Thinker, who even "lol" me at the flop. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] I mean...if this makes him call quickly next time in same situation, that's fine, isn't it? |
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