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Re: I can\'t get any
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I don't want a hooker. I want a young girl who will want to be with me. Someone who would want to cuddle with me, clean the house and wash my clothes for me, and give regular oral. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like you are trying to invent a situation, such that you can feel more and more pathetic. If we gave you a reasonable solution to the above request, you'd simply add more stuff like, "I want to wear adult diapers, and she will change them, give me a bath, and feed me baby food.". Maybe you need some counselling. Maybe you have a latent desire to crawl back into your own mother's womb, perhaps wishing you were never even born. |
#22
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Re: I can\'t get any
Learn some magic tricks.
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#23
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Re: I can\'t get any
booze and the ability to make women laugh work for me.
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#24
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Re: I can\'t get any
Google 'sarging'.
KO |
#25
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Seriously I never understood why people come on 2+2 asking for advice on how to get pussy. Your average 2+2er here is some pimple face 23 yr old virgin, who's a computer programmer and plays poker all day.
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Re: I can\'t get any
disgrace to UCF. go to clasroom building 1, hang out there. thats where all the education majors hang out. help someone download an email attachment in the computer lab and you're in there like swimwear.
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Re: I can\'t get any
I think you answered your own question.
Seriously to OP do you have cute female friends or sister, just hang out with them and all girls will get intrested of you. But dont make it look like you are a gay... |
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[quote, i just want to find a way to get easy ass without going all out rocks and rings style.
[/ QUOTE ] Rocks & Rings? LOL!!! Should we call you the magician??? |
#29
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Re: I can\'t get any
How about you stop being a pussy, start treating girls like [censored], and you'll start to get some. it works like a charm.
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#30
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Re: I can\'t get any
Did anyone else start laughing while reading this post?
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