"Dear bison..." OR "Let me help you help me help you" - Page 18

A_C_Slater · #**171** 04-10-2005, 04:02 PM

Dear Bison,

I have a two part question.

1. Is that a Tigers hat you're wearing or is it Boston?

2. Will the next pope be the Anti-Christ?

yoshi_yoshi · #**172** 04-10-2005, 04:03 PM

Dear bisonbison,

Serious question, and nobody around here seems to know: About a week ago I accidentally put two packets of cream cheese along with some other groceries into the freezer. Now it's frozen solid, and I don't want to take it out before I know what to do with it.

How do I thaw the cheese in a proper manner? I am lost because I've done this with yogurt before, and when I put the yogurt back in the fridge, it became all chunky and watery.

Thanks,
John

bisonbison · #**173** 04-10-2005, 04:04 PM

Dear Tim,

Well, one it's not a proposal, but if it were it would be a first. One time on the SA forums some girl I had never heard of PMed me that I made good moderate-liberal sense and wanted to chat, but that was just kinda wierd.

Sup ladies.

einbert · #**174** 04-10-2005, 04:05 PM

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Dear bisonbison,

Serious question, and nobody around here seems to know: About a week ago I accidentally put two packets of cream cheese along with some other groceries into the freezer. Now it's frozen solid, and I don't want to take it out before I know what to do with it.

How do I thaw the cheese in a proper manner? I am lost because I've done this with yogurt before, and when I put the yogurt back in the fridge, it became all chunky and watery.

Thanks,
John

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Damn if bison knows [censored] like this I'm going to be seriously impressed.

bisonbison · #**175** 04-10-2005, 04:06 PM

Dear AC,

1. Tigers.
2. No.

jason_t · #**176** 04-10-2005, 04:07 PM

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Dear Jason,

The only drink I have ever invented involves 3 scoops of tang, 12 ounces of cola and however much liquor you want to top it off with. It's called the Black Orangutang, and it is ambrosia.

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Dear bison,

Your vocabulary is incredibly impressive. Do you know of a word whose pronounciation changes when you capitalize its first letter?

Sincerely,

Jason.

bisonbison · #**177** 04-10-2005, 04:08 PM

Dear Yoshi,

If I remember correctly, the problem with frozen dairy products (if they're partially liquid) is that the lipids and the water seperate out in the freezing process, ruining the consistency. I think you can fix it by thawing it in the fridge and then blending it.

MarkL444 · #**178** 04-10-2005, 04:11 PM

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1. Tigers.

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you just moved up a notch in my book, buddy. i always thought it was Boston.

bisonbison · #**179** 04-10-2005, 04:11 PM

Dear Jason,

nothing's popping to mind. Oddly, I have a great memory for trivia, but I can't remember jokes, riddles or brain teasers like that.

jason_t · #**180** 04-10-2005, 04:14 PM

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Dear Jason,

nothing's popping to mind. Oddly, I have a great memory for trivia, but I can't remember jokes, riddles or brain teasers like that.

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Dear bison,

I'll leave you to ponder on the (I believe unique) answer; solving a puzzle is very satisfying. What is your favorite puzzle?

Sincerely,

Jason.