5 questions for god (no religious content)

[KJS]

If you met an omniscient being (say what the Xtians call God) and could ask him 5 questions about yourself with the stipulation that all answers had to be in the form of a number, what would you ask?

I'll start:

(in no order of importance)

1. What is my lifetime pool record vs. my friend Andrew?
2. How much have I won (or lost?) at poker in my life?
3. Since age 21, what percentage of all days have I been drunk or stoned?
4. I have sex more often that what percent of the adult male population in America?
5. I lie more often that what percent of all people?

KJS

[Dynasty]

You capitalize Andrew but not God?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I thought for sure this post would have a picture of a steaming pile of cow [censored] in it. Now I don't know if I even want to read it any more.

[elwoodblues]

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I thought for sure this post would have a picture of a steaming pile of cow [censored] in it

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Funny thing is, I think you would have been happier with the [censored].

[stabn]

"Xtians call God"

idiot.

[jakethebake]

How uninteresting is this thread?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Hey, at least we're not talking about [censored] circles rolling around bigger circles anymore. I consider this a small step forward. And by forward, I mean we've moved into the neutral state of me not wanting to read it. Apathy, if you will.

[stabn]

It's almost as bad as patrick's threads.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

You just don't see the art. You're blind to genius.

[stabn]

Yawn.