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It depends on the table coach. Some of them are so upset they will keep ranting no matter what.
For others I find the line "wow, do we have to pay anything for these great poker lessons?" work pretty well and it amuses the fish. |
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What is "Playerview"?
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Either 'POKAR IS EASY!!!11' or 'Amazing, you teach us AND pay for the lessons at the same time!!', is usually enough.
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I suggest you lay off the bottle before trying to reply to these posts!
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I agree wholeheartedly with monty here. The table coach is almost as valuable a fish as the fish he is berating.
Already halfway on tilt and sure he/she knows it all. That said, I will often try to direct the attention of the table coach off the fish and onto me. A well-timed non-poker related insult works well. Often something as simple as "Why are you such a dick?" will be enough to start a twenty minute long mother-insult war and the fish and poker advice are left behind in the dust. |
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Roflmao. Tom Stoppard would be proud.
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I used this line once to get the coach to turn his attention to me.
Me: "You know what I find helps with that?" Coach: "what?" Me: "Whining about it a little more." After this is was the full onslaught on yours truly. It's fine I can handle it. More importantly it went to personal attacks on me rather than "coaching" (I use this term loosely with most of these clowns) the fish. |
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![]() I always type "We can play however we want unless you're gonna be putting the money in for us." The fish usually responds with a thank you. |
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I'll often use my mama's favorite line..."If you can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen."
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"zip it, coach"
many times they know coaching is bad, and just need a reminder. |
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