What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[Pat Southern]

A 2/4 game at the Bicycle an old lady calls on the river with JTo on a QQ99x board and says "I was open ended." As her opponent drags the pot, she asks the floorman for a deck change.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

My favorite lines are 100% dependent on the situation at the time and are complete "you had to be there" moments. For instance, my favorite recently was "I don't think I want an overcall here".

[twistedbeats]

this reminds me of a line i heard greg raymer use in a 5/5 pl game at foxwood a few years back. he had been playing every hand and just bluffed some guy out of a decent sized pot and flashed a seven. the guy asked what his kicker was, the deuce of clubs. raymer deadpans, "nah, nothing that good."

[Demana]

While walking past a table, a guy taps one of the players on the shoulder and says loud enough for the entire table to hear: "Excuse me, is that your hundred dollar chip on the ground?"

The table spent the next 10 minutes frantically looking for a phantom chip [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[sfer]

Walking past a table last night, a young gentleman is getting up and talking on his cell phone with a concerned, exasperated look on his face. Everyone at the table is cracking up. I hear him say, "My feelings for you are sincere..."

[Demana]

This guy is at the end of the table. He's loose and been winning a couple of pots with T3s UTG, etc. He colors up a rack and says "I have to pick up my wife from the airport."

"What time does her plane come in?" I ask.

"10:30" he says.

I look at my watch and it is 10:10. "It is only 10:10, you've got twenty minutes", I say.

"It will take me twenty minutes to get there."

"Did she check any luggage?"

"Yes she did."

"That'll take her a good twenty minutes get her luggage then."

"I think I have time for a few more hands", he says with a wink.

At 10:45 he gets a phone call.

"Yes, I'm on the freeway. OK, so I'm still at the casino. The cards have been good to me. Yes, yes, I'm leaving. I'm walking out the door now."

He then proceeds to play two more hands, losing his last couple of uncolored chips and then runs out the door [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Demana]

Live low limit ring game.

Super Fish lady is in SB (she is a dealer there and really fun).

Everyone limps to me, I raise in CO, button calls, Super Fish calls, BB folds, UTG raises, we all call, except for Super Fish who folds (for one more bet in a 16 SB pot to close the action).

Flop is 443 and she starts laughing.

After the hand, we ask her what is so funny. She says that she flopped a boat.

I point out that it was only one bet more to call preflop and she had already called my raise. The dealer starts calling her chicken and she says, "I am not a chicken, I am a turkey! Gobble gobble!"

From that point on, any time she was in a hand, I'd call out, "Look out, here comes the turkey! Gobble gobble!"

[fryKing]

live 4/8 at ... setup is that bdk3clash hits his 13-outer or something on the river to make a straight, and some guy (let's call him Coach) starts berating him for being a suckout artist.

shortly thereafter, sfer straddles my BB _again_, bdk3clash 3-bets under the gun, Coach cold-calls 3, sfer calls. I forget the details but Coach hits a runner runner flush with something like Q8 sooted. bdk3clash of course mentions that it was a fine suckout, and Coach explains that the pot was big. SFer points out that he cold-called 3 bets with Q8 sooted, and he says

"No, I only called 2 bets, because you straddled".

well I thought it was funny.

[Demana]

[ QUOTE ]

"No, I only called 2 bets, because you straddled".


[/ QUOTE ]

ROFLMAO!!!

[bdk3clash]

Just wanted to point out that it's unlikely I would have criticized that dude outright for a "suckout," but I'm sure I made some other inappropriately snide comment to him.