Close Encounters...

Steven_Skunk · #1 06-15-2004, 05:15 PM

Of the Nerd Kind.

Houston, we have a problem.

WSOPWinner2005 · #2 06-15-2004, 05:45 PM

"Of the Nerd Kind."

Granted I just rolled out of bed, but yes 3 so far! All with same name...

Steven Chunk · #3 06-15-2004, 06:54 PM

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"Of the Nerd Kind."

Granted I just rolled out of bed, but yes 3 so far! All with same name...

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Hey! Hold still. I hope you are hungry for tubesteak smothered in underwear.

WSOPWinner2005 · #4 06-15-2004, 06:57 PM

English only please, if you are having problems you can visit the Sylvian Learning Center and buy Hooked on Phonics. Both do wonders I hear!

Steven Chunk · #5 06-15-2004, 06:59 PM

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English only please, if you are having problems you can visit the Sylvian Learning Center and buy Hooked on Phonics. Both do wonders I hear!

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When you first heard about Hooked on Phonics, you got so excited you bought a bottle of sunblock and headed for Arizona.

WSOPWinner2005 · #6 06-15-2004, 07:03 PM

Dude, buy a book on 'comebacks' - You clearly need to read it and study it VERY WELL!!!!

"When you first heard about Hooked on Phonics, you got so excited you bought a bottle of sunblock and headed for Arizona. "

Is about the lamest damn comeback I have ever heard! It's like saying first time you heard they had Ice Cream you went to Florida and bought a BIG SCOOP! Except invariably, it makes less sense then that as the two are entirely unrelated.. hooked on phonics and heat ?

nolanfan34 · #7 06-15-2004, 07:48 PM

I have to say, it's been a couple weeks now that these Steven characters have been around, and I just don't get it. Is this stuff supposed to be funny? I think I get a little bit dumber each time I read them. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Steph Djordjevic · #8 06-15-2004, 08:01 PM

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I have to say, it's been a couple weeks now that these Steven characters have been around, and I just don't get it. Is this stuff supposed to be funny? I think I get a little bit dumber each time I read them. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I certainly agree, yet I don't have that much downside. I think its supposed to be funny, but I don't get it either. On a similar note, I didn't understand why Coach Nickerson singled me out for losing the game at Walnut Heights. Everyone knows he should have thrown me a jump ball or had Rifleman take a knee.

I should have bit my tongue, but I couldn't help point this mistake out to Coach, who got so mad, I had to hitch a ride home. Later that night, I got drunk and was encourage to dump trash on his lawn. I got caught, and now I AM FORCED TO MAKE ALL THE RIGHT MOVES, or I will never escape this dreary steel-town.

nolanfan34 · #9 06-15-2004, 08:16 PM

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I certainly agree, yet I don't have that much downside. I think its supposed to be funny, but I don't get it either. On a similar note, I didn't understand why Coach Nickerson singled me out for losing the game at Walnut Heights. Everyone knows he should have thrown me a jump ball or had Rifleman take a knee.

I should have bit my tongue, but I couldn't help point this mistake out to Coach, who got so mad, I had to hitch a ride home. Later that night, I got drunk and was encourage to dump trash on his lawn. I got caught, and now I AM FORCED TO MAKE ALL THE RIGHT MOVES, or I will never escape this dreary steel-town.

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This stuff is getting old too. I guess I'm only furthering the posts by responding to them though. I guess this is why it's called the Zoo.

Bump-en-Stein · #10 06-15-2004, 08:19 PM

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I have to say, it's been a couple weeks now that these Steven characters have been around, and I just don't get it. Is this stuff supposed to be funny? I think I get a little bit dumber each time I read them. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I agree. Every time I eat a sh it sandwich, it tastes like crap. But I keep eating them thinking it might be better. Nope, just the same ol sh!t. Oh, this one's on wheat bread? Ok, maybe this will be better. Nope. Sourdough? Ok. Still bad.

If it makes you dumber to keep reading those post, and you know it does; you must not be too smart to begin with.

"Geez, evertime that guy check-raises me on the turn, he's got a monster...aw, maybe not this ONE time. AAAAAAHHHHHHH. He got me again. NH, lol."