Expired Condoms

Tanach · #1 11-28-2005, 01:23 AM

I found some old condoms in my closet from my HS days when I was home for TG break. Are these ok to use? They've been expired for about 1.5 years. Anyone ever try it and want to give a TR?

Thanks

~jack

#2 11-28-2005, 01:25 AM

They break; have fun, daddy.

scotty34 · #3 11-28-2005, 01:29 AM

I'm sure they are fine. Let us know how it turns out.

eviljeff · #4 11-28-2005, 01:31 AM

expiration dates on condoms are just scare tactics implemented by the Catholic Church. bang away, dude.

Claunchy · #5 11-28-2005, 01:34 AM

Those expiration dates are made up so they can avoid legal trouble. Trust me, you'll be fine.

Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

craig r · #6 11-28-2005, 06:55 AM

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Those expiration dates are made up so they can avoid legal trouble. Trust me, you'll be fine.

Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

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The "her being on top" thing is just a myth. If he/she has a waterbed she won't get pregnant. He can also do it in a pool/hottub and she won't get pregnant. Or, if he has sex with a virgin she can't get pregant either. So, as is evident he doesn't even have to buy any new condoms if he can fulfill one of the three criterial above. Also, I think if they do it standing up she won't get pregnant either. Pull and Pray is also a possible method he could use, but there would be about a .5% chance of her getting pregant like that and is not nearly as fool proof as the other options above.

craig

p.s. Clauncy, you really should be careful about the myths that you spread on a message board. You wouldn't want to give bad advice and have someone follow it. Though, if she was on top and they were in a pool your advice wouldn't be so bad.

samjjones · #7 11-28-2005, 03:26 PM

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Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

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nh. My wife just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning. She's figured out that we conceived on November 5th, a "her on top" affair. The kid doesn't come out backwards or anything, right? And yes...this is a brag post.

Shajen · #8 11-28-2005, 03:43 PM

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Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

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nh. My wife just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning. She's figured out that we conceived on November 5th, a "her on top" affair. The kid doesn't come out backwards or anything, right? And yes...this is a brag post.

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The kid won't come out backwards, but congratulations, you're having kittens. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Congrats duder.

samjjones · #9 11-28-2005, 03:45 PM

Thanks. I am alternating between being very excited and scared shitless.

diebitter · #10 11-28-2005, 03:48 PM

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Congratulations! - great news!

You crazy kids take care now, and keep us posted.

She's gonna be mad as a hatter, Sam, you gotta be a steady, very dependable rock, okay? She's gonna be nuts, crying, unreasonable, scared but you be kind, considerate and solid, show no fear - 'everything's gonna be okay' is your mantra - and everything will be fantastic!