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Alcohol myths
Last night I discovered that there really isnt any deer blood in a bottle of Jager, a fact which I had taken for true my entire drinking career. This made me wonder if there are any other myths about alcohol that I take as true. So OOT, whats the strangest myth you've heard about alcohol?
If there is any place on the internet where I'd find strange rumors involving alcohol OOT, I doubt I'll be disappointed |
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Re: Alcohol myths
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Last night I discovered that there really isnt any deer blood in a bottle of Jager, a fact which I had taken for true my entire drinking career. [/ QUOTE ] why do people actually believe [censored] like this in the first place? |
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Re: Alcohol myths
why waste perfectly good deer blood, when you wouldn't even be able to taste it in the Jaeger
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why do people actually believe [censored] like this in the first place? [/ QUOTE ] Because they are stupid. |
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Re: Alcohol myths
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Last night I discovered that there really isnt any deer blood in a bottle of Jager, a fact which I had taken for true my entire drinking career. This made me wonder if there are any other myths about alcohol that I take as true. So OOT, whats the strangest myth you've heard about alcohol? If there is any place on the internet where I'd find strange rumors involving alcohol OOT, I doubt I'll be disappointed [/ QUOTE ] Drinking a fifth of tequila does not make you either invincible or irresistable to women. |
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Re: Alcohol myths
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Drinking a fifth of tequila does not make you either invincible or irresistable to women. [/ QUOTE ] Stop spreading filthy lies. Tequila not only indeed transforms the most disfigured and socially inept men into raging Don Juans, it also gives the ability to fly and invulnerability to bullets. Tequila, is there nothing it can't do? |
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Re: Alcohol myths
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[ QUOTE ] Last night I discovered that there really isnt any deer blood in a bottle of Jager, a fact which I had taken for true my entire drinking career. This made me wonder if there are any other myths about alcohol that I take as true. So OOT, whats the strangest myth you've heard about alcohol? If there is any place on the internet where I'd find strange rumors involving alcohol OOT, I doubt I'll be disappointed [/ QUOTE ] Drinking a fifth of tequila does not make you either invincible or irresistable to women. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] the amount you can tolerate is proportionate to your weight. This is true. It was even on the card the cops handed out to me in High School. It had a table with 4 seperate columns based on weight, that showed how a certain number of drinks affected you. [/ QUOTE ] This is obviously your problem, next time try two fifths. And take a palm pilto with you so you can send us a trip reprot from prison. |
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Re: Alcohol myths
Any method you've heard for sobering up quickly is probably a myth
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Re: Alcohol myths
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Any method you've heard for sobering up quickly is probably a myth [/ QUOTE ] Well, that pretty much sums up the contributions I was going to make to this thread. And unlike what I would have written, it is concise. |
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Re: Alcohol myths
Alcohol Myth: If you drink too much you'll get a reputation as a slut and you'll end up with an unwanted pregnancy.
In college I drank my face off. Nobody called me a slut, and I never had a bun in the oven. Ok, ok. One girl called me a slut. But she was just talking dirty. |
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