one of the most absurd things I've ever witnessed

[sthief09]

about 4am last night I'm walking back from a bar with my friend and we decide to get some pizza. outside there is a homeless guy and he asks if I can get him a slice of pizza. I have a "policy" of giving them food if they ask for it, but not money. so I ask him what he wants. a pepperoni slice and a snapple.

so I go inside and the guy at the counter says they're closing so he can't give me pepperoni. so I go to give the guy his food and he says "I can't eat this. this doesn't have pepperoni." so I explained what happened and he said that they know him so they would've put it on for him. so being a benevolent drunk and somehow not just taking the slice back and leaving, I pull out my wallet and give him a dollar to get pepperoni. then he says "no man. that's not the same. I can't eat this." then I said something, not sure what, and he eventually just took it. amazing...

[JaBlue]

yes, that avatar is mesmerizing even though it is a cartoon

i guess beggers can be choosers

[Kaeser]

I had a bum in seattle ask me for 50 dollars to buy some clothes for a job interview. I thought that was a little optimistic of him.

[jokerthief]

I wonder why that guy is homeless! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[-Skeme-]

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I swear, the bums in Seattle are totally relentless. It almost makes going downtown unbearable for me. One time I gave a bum my Subway card, back when they had stamps, dude didn't seem too thankful. What a dick.

[pokerdirty]

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I had a bum in seattle ask me for 50 dollars to buy some clothes for a job interview. I thought that was a little optimistic of him.

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I swear, the bums in Seattle are totally relentless. It almost makes going downtown unbearable for me. One time I gave a bum my Subway card, back when they had stamps, dude didn't seem too thankful. What a dick.

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haha, cause you still had to buy a soda to get the sub

[Blarg]

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I had a guy ask me for a hundred bucks for cleaning my windshield -- and this when I hadn't asked him to clean my windshield, my windshield was perfectly clean, and he found the world's filthiest piece of newspaper to completely gunk up my windshield.

I hope I wasn't a racist for declining.

[dibbs]

Sounds like a Curb Your Enthusiasm sub-plot easy. Wow.

[MasterShakes]

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Sounds like a Curb Your Enthusiasm sub-plot easy. Wow.

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Exactly what I was thinking.