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Old 07-30-2005, 11:13 PM
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Default Help Me Get Laid

Yes, I am too embarassed to be asking this to use my regular account.

Yes, I do realize this is not likely the best place to ask for this sort of advice.

I'm 20. Average looking.

I've gotten laid a few times, but I would say that in all (okay, both) instances, I got lucky. Both times it was very apparent that I would get in, and no deliberate efforts of my own aided in this process.

I'm not a total goof, but I seem to miss the ability to get girls excited for me. I'm always the honest, kind, good guy. I'll be talking to a girl I like, feel no electricity, and then clearly see it between her and another guy. He's a player, she knows it, she doesn't want a player, yet she's swept off her feet by him.

I want to be that guy. I can always be a nice guy later, should I find myself especially attracted to a girl. I want to be able to twist them around my finger, not sit and wait and hope one of them will miraculously feel an urge to make passionate love to me.

I want to be flirting with pretty girls in the subway, not be seen as either background noise or a creep. I want to be in control, having an array of opportunities instead of having to rely on a few girls that I know that might go on half a date with me - they'll have dinner with me, or a drink, but as friends, because I'm a nice guy.

I want girls to want me, not appreciate me. And I don't want them to freak out (not the good way) as soon as they realize I want them. I know it's possible. I don't see it much, but I do see average guys like me pulling this off.

I'm willing to work for this. And I need every help I can get. I don't think you can learn this stuff from a website, but then, I'm at OOT now. If you know a good site, that doesn't sell thirteen-in-a-dozen not worth the money books, let me know. Any pointers will be very much appreciated.

Thanks.
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:13 PM
Michael Davis Michael Davis is offline
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I swear, people, this is not a new name I created.

-Michael
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Old 07-31-2005, 12:38 AM
whiskeytown whiskeytown is offline
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it's not me either - this guy has gotten laid more then I have -

RB
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Old 07-31-2005, 02:22 AM
mike l. mike l. is offline
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lmao you read my mind

anyway OP: beer is your friend. that's all.
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:15 PM
Brown Thumb Brown Thumb is offline
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Get some P.O.T. and then if you have lots of P.O.T., you will get P.O.T. girls who will party with you and smoke your pole.
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:16 PM
Dominic Dominic is offline
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study this like it's your new religion. It will change your life.

http://www.fastseduction.com/

And I'm totally serious.
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Old 07-31-2005, 11:55 AM
SippinSoma SippinSoma is offline
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study this like it's your new religion. It will change your life.

http://www.fastseduction.com/

And I'm totally serious.

[/ QUOTE ]

Seconded.
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Old 07-31-2005, 05:49 PM
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study this like it's your new religion. It will change your life.

http://www.fastseduction.com/


And I'm totally serious.

[/ QUOTE ]

Best. Site. Ever. I been there for years
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:26 AM
eastbay eastbay is offline
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"Have you ever had one of those days where, you find yourself feeling sort of aloof... you're not really happy, but not really sad either... you just feel like your adrift. Then suddenly you find you bump into somebody with an incredibly warm and beautiful smile that just makes you feel wonderful for the rest of the day?""

jesus effing... this is your idea of good advice/lines?

eastbay
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:17 PM
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No prob....Here ya' go
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