Coolest: Pirates, Ninjas, or Ray Zee?

[Jordan Olsommer]

[TStoneMBD]

could someone fill me in on this ray zee happening?

[Jordan Olsommer]

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could someone fill me in on this ray zee happening?

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I don't know what it's about either, but apparently Ray Zee is considered to be incredibly cool. So naturally, I wanted to skip all this fluff about whether he's cooler than [insert pro poker player here] and get to the real issue - if Ray Zee is so cool, where would he rank if we amended the most hotly-debated question of our time - "Which are cooler: pirates or ninjas?" - to include him?

[disjunction]

Since when are pirates cool?

I find them terrifying, especially when I am sailing the high seas.

[Jordan Olsommer]

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Since when are pirates cool?

I find them terrifying, especially when I am sailing the high seas.

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And what, you find ninjas warm and cuddly by comparison?

[disjunction]

By comparison, ninjas probably spend more time with their families.

[popniklas]

Very close between Zee and Ninjas. Pirates are not very cool.

[SmileyEH]

"The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people."

Need I say more?

-SmileyEH

[balkii]

My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

[Ulysses]

Zee is damn cool, but he is no ninja.