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Sticking it in poopers
So I was chatting away with one of my white friends today (I'm asian, for the record) and the topic of sticking it in girls' poopers came up. I admit that I've never had anal sex before in my life and he goes on to tell me how great it is, like it's the new fad. "It feels like a brand new p**sy!" were his exact words, but I imagine it feels totally different. So without me giving any attempts to find out first hand (though, as handsome as I am, I kinda doubt that I'd be able to convince a girl to let me stick it in her pooper).. what's the consensus on this? Does it actually feel like a new vag?
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
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I kinda doubt that I'd be able to convince a girl to let me stick it in her pooper) [/ QUOTE ] Think positive. Date a girl for a few months and you shouldn't have much of a problem getting her to do this. Chances are she probably has already. |
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
Only if you shave it with a freshly cleaned electric razor first.
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
Also, some girls actually like it in their pooper. But there is definitely another level of comfort you must reach to be able to do it to them.
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
If you bring it up in a smart way, you should be able to convince any girl who hasn't absolutely decided against it that it's worth a try.
Use lots of lube. |
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
Well, I guess my curiosity has turned into a mini-mission for me.
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
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what's the consensus on this? Does it actually feel like a new vag? [/ QUOTE ] This is what I was told too. BTW, my friend got this in a pr0n spam yesterday. He IM'ed it to me, and I told him I'd post it on OOT: [ QUOTE ] All About Anal - Part 4 Hi fellow Porn Lovers, Generally, it may be a good idea to have an enema before having anal sex. If you do that, you need to wait two hours before engaging in anal play. The reason for this is that the rectum produces a protective mucus and the enema will wash it away also. You need to give the body time to repuild it to reduce the chances of infection. Keep in mind that if you drive the "Hershey Highway", you should expect a little "chocolate". If you've ever watched an anal porn movie, you'll note that you never see any feces. That's simply because the women have an enema beforehand. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
Uh...Using an enema is silly, don't bother. Just do it like 1-4 hours after she's taken a crap and you can throw in a shower to make sure the area is clean too.
Finally, it is entirely possible to run into a piece of fecal matter if you're down there, but it comes with the territory, just take care of it as you see fit and keep going. If you can't handle that, either go the enema route (which is entirely too much work for the girl, I think) or don't do it. |
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entirely too much work for the girl, I think [/ QUOTE ] I guess it makes sense if you are going to go through the trouble of filming it. |
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Re: Sticking it in poopers
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Just do it like 1-4 hours after she's taken a crap and you can throw in a shower to make sure the area is clean too. Finally, it is entirely possible to run into a piece of fecal matter if you're down there, but it comes with the territory, just take care of it as you see fit and keep going. If you can't handle that, either go the enema route (which is entirely too much work for the girl, I think) or don't do it. [/ QUOTE ] Man, if he didn't totally wanna analize some hot broad before, he MUST want to now, what with all of the verbal Barry White, candles, and KY you're applying. Damn, dude. Let's recap: Potential filth--make sure she'e scrubbed down, especially if she's been laying any cable recently. And, oh yeah--you'll probably encounter some of her crap. If that's a problem, just remember, hours and hours before your anal invasion, just make sure you have all the bases covered. Otherwise, just don't do it. Food for thought from Mr. Romance. Hell, I think Ron Jeremy might have been more encouraging: "Just jam it in, hope every likes it. Don't worry bout the poop." |
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