Two days and nine cents later, I've begrudgingly decided to end my request for backing in a $10/+1 Stars Quad Shootout and pledge my support to Granny.
TA's Pipe Dream
Thanks to all who believed in me. Without you guys, I would be 9 cents poorer. I will be sending refunds to my backers over the weekend, and will have to settle for living vicariously through Granny via a $40 share in her WSOP campaign.
If you're out there Granny, my company would be very interested in talking to you about doing a Grannies Gone Wild video series.