I Just Caught Some H.S. Douches Egging My House

[DangerGoodson]

Just got home from Madison today for the summer and what do I see in my window a couple hours later, some fricking 16 year olds douches with eggs in their hands. They picked the wrong [censored] night, I chased them for like half a mile til the got in their car and spead away...got their plates though and called the cops. Cops couldn't do anything but talk to their parents, who brought the kids over to clean up the eggs. Nothing like 16 year old spoiled punks cleaning up egg jizz at midnight, sobbing while their parents are looking on. That will teach those fuckers.

[Popinjay]

awesome, although you should have videotaped them cleaning up

[DangerGoodson]

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awesome, although you should have videotaped them cleaning up

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I took a picture, but then the cop got mad. I still don't get why? cruel and unusual punishment?

[Blarg]

Absolutely. Then they'd be afraid you'd show it if they ever bugged you again.

Good thing you didn't catch them by the way. Personally, I think some frontier justice, like murder, is appropriate in cases like these, but basically if you lay a finger on anyone, you're seriously screwed, and their side of the story will always be that you threw the first punch. You just can't come out ahead here. An adult punching out kids is gonna look really really bad to the judge.

[stanky]

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Just got home from Madison today for the summer and what do I see in my window a couple hours later, some fricking 16 year olds douches with eggs in their hands. They picked the wrong [censored] night, I chased them for like half a mile til the got in their car and spead away...got their plates though and called the cops. Cops couldn't do anything but talk to their parents, who brought the kids over to clean up the eggs. Nothing like 16 year old spoiled punks cleaning up egg jizz at midnight, sobbing while their parents are looking on. That will teach those fuckers.

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From the tone of your post I understand why they egged your house.

-Pete

[DangerGoodson]

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Just got home from Madison today for the summer and what do I see in my window a couple hours later, some fricking 16 year olds douches with eggs in their hands. They picked the wrong [censored] night, I chased them for like half a mile til the got in their car and spead away...got their plates though and called the cops. Cops couldn't do anything but talk to their parents, who brought the kids over to clean up the eggs. Nothing like 16 year old spoiled punks cleaning up egg jizz at midnight, sobbing while their parents are looking on. That will teach those fuckers.

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From the tone of your post I understand why they egged your house.

-Pete

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nit.

[Blarg]

Agreed. That was cheap.

[masse75]

You should stick it in their pooper.

[DangerGoodson]

Who eggs somones house at like 11:30?

Also one of the kids was wearing a sweatshirt with his last name on his back...smart.

[bernie]

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Who eggs somones house at like 11:30?

Also one of the kids was wearing a sweatshirt with his last name on his back...smart.

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That's public education for you nowadays.

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