You know you have played to much poker when

[dmmikkel]

- you try to pay with chips at the store
- try to make notes when you meet new people
- ask for rakeback at your local store
- ask the store if you can pay with neteller
- reply "call" when they hand you your change
- prefer loose and aggressive women
- ask your girlfriend if she want to try 3-handed today
- say "nice hand" with a sarcastic voice whenever you pay something
- ask the two people to your left to please post their blinds
- try to place everyone at the dinner table on a hand
- see that your favorite table at the resturant is full, and try to wait in line

Just translated this from norwegian. Anyone got new ones?

[Big Limpin']

you dont get road rage, you "drive on tilt"

[Unarmed]

- You laugh everytime you walk up to a door that has push written on it.

[dmmikkel]

hahaha good one

[zambonidrivr]

GENIOUS

[Karak567]

This is actually a true story.

When asked how a date with a girl went I said, "I don't know, I tried really hard but I couldn't get a read off of her the whole time."

[dmmikkel]

- whenever you see a dwarf the word "shortstack" comes to mind

[dmmikkel]

- When you see a hot girl you start calculating implied odds

[ewing55]

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- When you see a hot girl you start calculating implied odds

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Implied odds of what?????? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

[Big Limpin']

When you have drank 10 of the 12 beers, and dont really want want to finish the case, but you know you are pot comitted