Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

[HelloGoodbye]

Who wins head-up NL Hold 'em?

What about 7 card H/L draw, where 50% goes to the high, 30% to the low, and 20% to Mason?

What about if there wasn't a qualifier?

[Yes]

jesus wins the competetive fishing contest.

[yoadrians]

Jesus might lose, but he would KNOW that he was going to lose before it happened.

[wray]

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Jesus might lose, but he would KNOW that he was going to lose before it happened.

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If the match actually happened Jesus might pull it out. But if you ask Mr. Sklansky he'd tell you that he might be a slight underdog but not because of his skills.

[iggy]

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Jesus might lose, but he would KNOW that he was going to lose before it happened.

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Since when was Jesus psychic?

[DalaiLama]

Sklansky would win.... I'll let others elaborate.

[yoadrians]

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Jesus might lose, but he would KNOW that he was going to lose before it happened.

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Since when was Jesus psychic?

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The Lord Jesus Christ, our savior, can see into the future ... but only with the help of Doc Brown, Marty McFly, a flux compacitor and a DeLorean that goes at least 88 miles per hour.

1.21 jigawatz, biatch!

[GuruCane]

Jesus would easily win for several reasons:

1. Although such a matchup would normally not matter to Jesus, he would want to win this one in the hope that his victory would cause David (and his legion of agnostic/atheist followers) to believe in God. Only God could defeat Mr. Sklansky.

2. Jesus could always have quads (or 8 of a kind if he so desired). The Son of God can multiply items at will (for eg, fish and loaves of bread), so what's to stop him from doing so in futherance of winning more followers.

3. Jesus would get David drunk. JC could easily tap on David's bottle of water and turn it into wine. He would have to use a Jedi mind trick in order to get David to drink the whole bottle, but that should not be an issue for the Son of Man especially since Yoda (the greatest Jedi of all and a super teacher to boot) is dead and presumably up in heaven chatting it up with JC often.

4. Jesus has more backers than David. The events of the past few weeks demonstrate this. The rules didn't say it was a freezeout, so Jesus' seemingly limitless bankroll would allow him to grind out David (they could play for months like Doyle and The Greek).

5. If all else fails, Jesus could use a myriad of unusual tactics to distract David such as borrowing the Pope's odd-looking hat and wearing it at the table, bringing in dancing nuns, having a group of beady-eyed priests sit next to David while he plays (cover up David) or perhaps simply getting a flock of doves to attack David at the table.

It's not even close.

[slickpoppa]

Ditka

[Guthrie]

The guy with the beard.