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Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
For the past half-dozen years I have been working on condensing my several thousand page manifesto on human nature and the human condition into a tightly reasoned five-hundred page essay. Then in a moment of clarity I realized the foolhardiness of my venture and was able to sum up all of my beliefs into one simple, universal statement, which I will call Colgin's Fundamental Theorem of People.
Colgin's Fundamental Theorem of People: "People suck. They just do." That is all. Feel free to comment. Or don't. I don't really give a damn. All the best. Colgin |
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
You suck.
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
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You suck. [/ QUOTE ] This would seem an obvious corallary to the original theorem. |
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
love your avatar.
that is all. |
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
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love your avatar. that is all. [/ QUOTE ] thanks |
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
Nottom,
I second Sossman's sentiments about your avatar. Pure genius. Also, please stop by the SS forum sometimes and post some hands or give your thoughts on others' hands. You are sorely missed there. In fact, if you make the occassional visit there I can exempt you from CFTP and provide you with a certification of same. |
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
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You suck. [/ QUOTE ] It goes without saying. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
Bad day at the office, brah?
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
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Bad day at the office, brah? [/ QUOTE ] Ah, I knew someone would say this. Not particularly. I think I am just having a moment of clarity from the absence of all of my self-prescribed meds for the past week. |
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Re: Colgin\'s Fundamental Theorem of People
That's pretty similiar to the words I live by, which are "People are dumb."
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