If I Were a Pooh-Bah

[frank_iii]

If I Were a Pooh-Bah
(sung to the tune of "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof)

Two Plus Two, you have many, many new members.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be new.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a thousand posts?

If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to lurk around.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.

I'd start a win rate post with threads by the dozen,
Right in the middle of Small Stakes.
A fine screenshot with real PT stats inside.
There would be one long thread explaining why they're worthless,
And another even longer saying great,
And one from sample size man, just for show.

If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to post hands.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.

The most important men online would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Chris Daddy Cool.
"If you please, frank underscore three..."
"Pardon me, frank underscore three..."
Posing problems that would cross clarkmeister's eyes!
(with passion) Ya ha dee da da, ya de da da da.
And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer fold or raise.
When you're a Pooh-Bah they think you really know!

If I were a Pooh-Bah,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big Pooh-Bah.
I wouldn't have to write this.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Pooh,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle Bah.

[mosquito]

You are well on your way.

Catchy tune, BTW.

[Mike Gallo]

You sir..have too much time on your hands [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Very nice post, welcome aboard.

If I were a Pooh Bah, I’d Pooh Bah in the morning
I’d Pooh Bah in the evening, all over this land
I’d Pooh Bah out danger, I’d Pooh Bah out a warning
I’d Pooh Bah out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

[ThaSaltCracka]

Il Douche,
That was awesome.

Thank you very much.

[AngryCola]

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So, what would have been so terrible if I had a thousand posts?

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You need 1,600 for the Pooh-Bah rank.
I should know. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Minor point. Still funny. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[popniklas]

what does "pooh-bah" mean anyway? and where can you find info on the numbers of posts required to reach a new status?

[bukkrukk]

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what does "pooh-bah" mean anyway? and where can you find info on the numbers of posts required to reach a new status?

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You only have say it out loud to understand that it means RESPECT! POOH-BAH!

But anyway,

2 entries found for Pooh-Bah.
Pooh-Bah or pooh-bah Audio pronunciation of "Pooh-Bah" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pbä)
n.

1. A pompous ostentatious official, especially one who, holding many offices, fulfills none of them.
2. A person who holds high office.


[After Pooh-Bah, Lord-High-Everything-Else , a character in The Mikado by W.S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan.]

[popniklas]

oh, i see. cool. and how many posts will i have to write before i become something fairly cool such as a "journeyman"?