STAKE ME!

[kurosh]

i am a l33t pro poker player. i'm very experienced with two months of online play and before that, a week of play with my buddies. but all the bad players have been giving me really bad beats and I need someone to stake me!! like this one n00b, I had BIG SLICK SUITED, I raised, HE CALLED WITH HIS INFERIOR HAND. THEN HE OUTDREW ME AND I LOST ALL MY MONEY! [censored] bad players, they get soooo lucky. they don't know how to play. i need money to go play with REAL poker pros so i can beat them. i dont need that much, only around 50,000??? i want to play in the big 10k tournament. I KNOW I CAN WIN. i'll give whoever stakes me .1% but if i lose, you get nothing. but I KNOW I WILL WIN. last night, i won a $5 SNG! first prize will probably be something like TEN MILLION this year. .1% of ten million is A LOT~!

[tylerdurden]

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i dont need that much, only around 50,000???

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You mean 50,000 GRAND!

[kurosh]

[censored] YOU I WANT STAKERS NOT IDIOTS TO CORRECT MY GRAMMAR I WILL JUMP YOU YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO I'M A PRO

[Tosh]

Please don't swindle me if I choose to stake you.

[BottlesOf]

This seems like a very good investment. Please contact me.

PS, You rock [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[mmbt0ne]

Try eBay. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[augie00]

Man, this isn't even funny. Try harder next time.

[FUpaymee]

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last night, i won a $5 SNG!

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Hahahaha [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[chesspain]

It's sweet the way your babysitter lets you use the computer.

[CrazyN8]

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It's sweet the way your babysitter lets you use the computer.

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[img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Holy cow....I need to clean the pee up! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]