Useless Superpowers

Danenania · #1 11-17-2004, 05:28 AM

Try to think of truly useless superpowers. Also: come up with uses for the powers others invent.

I'll start.

Invisibility that only works in temperatures below -80 Degrees F.

NLSoldier · #2 11-17-2004, 05:32 AM

Dude just move to minnesota, you would be invisible like 6 months out of the year.

Rounder041 · #3 11-17-2004, 05:36 AM

Well, I'm sure we've all seen the family guy where Meg can grow her fingernails as much as she pleases, that would just be lame. But I would have to say a pointless superpower would be ... the ability to slowly shoot Snicker bars out your butt, because no one would EVER believe they are actually Snickers, its too risky to find out. Plus you would just look sick: especially when you felt like eating one of your own Snickers.

NLSoldier · #4 11-17-2004, 05:42 AM

This is one of the few posts that have actually brought me to tears.

My roomate just HAD to know what was SO funny so I told him to come read it.

His reaction: "what the hell is wrong with these people!"

Yep, I still have tears streaming down my face.

Post of the month by far.

daryn · #5 11-17-2004, 04:45 PM

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This is one of the few posts that have actually brought me to tears.

My roomate just HAD to know what was SO funny so I told him to come read it.

His reaction: "what the hell is wrong with these people!"

Yep, I still have tears streaming down my face.

Post of the month by far.

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funny, somehow i managed to read it without so much as a snicker.

nolanfan34 · #6 11-17-2004, 04:47 PM

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe I've finally outgrown poop jokes! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

GWB · #7 11-17-2004, 05:18 PM

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I was thinking the same thing. Maybe I've finally outgrown poop jokes! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Yeah, poop is so passe.

NLSoldier · #8 11-17-2004, 05:00 PM

Meh, whatever, you guys are no fun [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Popinjay · #9 11-17-2004, 05:56 AM

slowly shoot snickers out of your butt... BRILLIANT!

Jman28 · #10 11-17-2004, 08:05 AM

The Snickers-out-of-butt power can be used when you need to convince someone that you are insane. Like, if you kill a dude, and you plead insanity and then eat a butt-snickers.