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Dead Baby Joke
The dead baby jokes seemed to go over well so I'll start one for the day.
Why did the dead baby cross the road? <font color="white"> Because it was stapled to the chicken! </font> |
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
Whats small, covered in blood, and bumps into walls?
<font color="white">A baby with forks in its eyes </font> Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock? <font color="white"> you cant have sex with a rock </font> A woman has been trying to have a baby forever, but with no luck. Finally one day she gets pregnant and 9 months later she goes into labor. They rush her off to the hosiptal, during the labor she does all the breathing exersises and everything shes been told to do. Her excitment over finally having a child isnt even dulled by the excruciating pain. Finally the doc tells her to push and out comes the baby. The doctor looks at the baby and then suddenly drop kicks it. The baby flips through the air, slaps against the wall and then lands on the floor with a thud. The lady goes histarical. "my baby!!!! you killed my baby!!!" she screams and cries. The doctor looks at her and after a moment says "April fools! it was already dead" |
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
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Whats small, covered in blood, and bumps into walls? <font color="white">A baby with forks in its eyes </font> Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock? <font color="white"> you cant have sex with a rock </font> A woman has been trying to have a baby forever, but with no luck. Finally one day she gets pregnant and 9 months later she goes into labor. They rush her off to the hosiptal, during the labor she does all the breathing exersises and everything shes been told to do. Her excitment over finally having a child isnt even dulled by the excruciating pain. Finally the doc tells her to push and out comes the baby. The doctor looks at the baby and then suddenly drop kicks it. The baby flips through the air, slaps against the wall and then lands on the floor with a thud. The lady goes histarical. "my baby!!!! you killed my baby!!!" she screams and cries. The doctor looks at her and after a moment says "April fools! it was already dead" [/ QUOTE ] I hate when that happens. |
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A woman has been trying to have a baby forever, but with no luck. Finally one day she gets pregnant and 9 months later she goes into labor. They rush her off to the hosiptal, during the labor she does all the breathing exersises and everything shes been told to do. Her excitment over finally having a child isnt even dulled by the excruciating pain. Finally the doc tells her to push and out comes the baby. The doctor looks at the baby and then suddenly drop kicks it. The baby flips through the air, slaps against the wall and then lands on the floor with a thud. The lady goes histarical. "my baby!!!! you killed my baby!!!" she screams and cries. The doctor looks at her and after a moment says "April fools! it was already dead" [/ QUOTE ] I dont know which is worse, the joke, or the fact that I laughed out loud [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
These are some of the funniest one I've heard.
Try this.... What the wost part about having sex with a 5 year old? <font color="white">Getting all the blood off your clown suit </font> |
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
What do u get when you cut up a dead baby?
-An Erection Whats the worst part of eating out a bald pussy? -Having to put the diaper back on Sry couldnt figure out how to make the text white |
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You guys are like sooo gross, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
more humor i don't get [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
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more humor i don't get [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Hehehe good one Daryn. |
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Re: Dead Baby Joke
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[ QUOTE ] more humor i don't get [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Hehehe good one Daryn. [/ QUOTE ] Having watched the footage of the Russian massacre a few days ago I have to say this is all in pretty bad taste, it would be anyway but your comic timing is out on this one. |
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