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Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
A limper or two, a raise from an unknown, and I call from the big blind with K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Flop comes with a King. Checked around to the pre-flop raiser. He bets, I check raise. Everyone else clears out and he 3 bets. I decide to call and call down. Turn is a blank. He bets and I call. But he doesn't quite bet. He reached for his chips, he broke his stack, but he doesn't quite get them in before my chips are in. He asks me if I bet. I say I checked, I was calling your bet. He says, slow down, I'm a no-limit player, I'm not used to guys playing this fast. He laughs, we all laugh, and he puts his bet in. The river is another blank and I check-call again, this time being respectful. So a few hands later the guy gets involved with another opponent. Same thing happens on the turn: his opponents checks, he starts to bet, and the other guy's chips beat his into the pot. He looks at me and says, "Wow, it wasn't just you." Turns out he lost both hands and went to the no-limit game. As he racks up (which didn't take long), someone asks him where he's going. He says, "No Limit. Got to make the morning last." |
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
wow, this post makes me feel...groovy [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
You have the third-best avatar ever. And I like your writing style.
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
"A limper or two"?
Pay attention next time and maybe you will have better results. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
i don't get it
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
You need to listen to some Simon & Garfunkel.
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
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i don't get it [/ QUOTE ] I guess this particular lamppost doesn't know much about S&G. hehe. -RMJ |
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
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I guess this particular lamppost doesn't know much about S&G. [/ QUOTE ] Are they coming out with a new poker book this summer? Or doesn't the poster play online tourneys? :P |
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
You're too young. I should have posted this on the over-50 forum.
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Re: Slow Down, You Move Too Fast . . .
I got it and I'm under 50
Now, was it real or just a good joke? |
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